Starting Monday November 3, 2008, I will be opening the Come On Dawg Agency. If you are an actor, professional athlete, rapper or singer, for a mere 2.5 percent, I will be your keep-it-real friend. Your anti-yes man.
My job will be to tell you the things the niggas you grew up with won't tell you because they're too addicted to the money and the lifestyle and scared you're gonna take back the keys to the Escalade for telling you you're dead wrong or you're slipping.
I will be the one to tell you- "Man, don't wear that rhinestone bandana to the Source Awards", "Dude, you don't want it with Jay-Z" or "Negro, quit bragging about how soft your feet are".
Think of all the money I will save you in legal fees, child support, horrible jewelry purchases and other ego-driven, nigga-mentality based decisions. My 2.5 percent will literally pay for itself!
But above all that, hiring me will improve the image of the Black male celebrity over time. Just think what if Pac Man Jones had me in his camp before that NBA All-Star Weekend in Vegas? What if Cedric the Entertainer had me at the crib when he got that script to "The Cleaner"? Or what if me and Wesley Snipes was homies when he decided to say "Fuck the IRS"?
Get at me, brothers. Help me help you. Peace!
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